A husband and wife has divorced and was fighting for the custody of their children in court.
Wife, " I am the one that brought the children into this world, so i should get the custody of the children. "
Husband, " Your Honour, when you insert the atm card into the atm and withdraw money, does the money that come out from the atm belong to you or the atm? " Me, '' Wat the fuck! ''
gosh, i would so hate to be the kid!!