u sure wun catch me going up to that place for a long long time. been up there twice in 2 weeks. wat the fuck. but considering i dun have to pay. and i was drove up and down. it was a pretty uncruel experience.
well i dint go there to slack off. wat? slacking off in a place filled with rhino poo? that aint a good idea man.. and i dint go there to pick up that hot zookeeper that i saw. not joking! there's really a chick working there. shall explain shortly.
there was an event happening there. 1st time i went there. we were recce-ing the place. i dint really pay much attention to watever that was said. i was looking at all the animals. i made some observations.
Camels are HUGE. you will really have to see them to understand. HUMONGO BONGO man~~
Giraffees were quite disappointing. there were damn short. as in short for giraffee standard. there were more like yao ming. Even the elephants were taller i think. with their trunks up.
Horse. there was this CB horse... errecting right in front of me. WAT THE FUCK. i was jus standing around chilling and looking at how big that fella's leg muscles are... den suddenly i notice something else sticking out.... OOHHH... not a sight to behold i tell u. and i would like to use the word i used to describe the camel earlier to describe the thing i saw sticking out. now if u get wat i mean.
Polar Bears weighs an average of 1200kg. woohoo.. now screw those of you who say i'm heavy.
Lions. its the first time i heard a lion roar with such gusto. it was really kinda frightening even though the fella is away in his enclosure. damn loud lar... like want to eat us up like that.
White Tiger. they were gorgeous. the Miss Singapore Zoo. i would love to have one of those.
Mosquitoes. farking irritating.
Ants. farking irritating.
2nd time i was there... it was the actual event. some amazing race like games.it was pretty fun but well.. and yes. i was the game master for one of the game point. so as i was waiting for the participants to come in.. the pretty zookeeper came to the bench beside my pavillion to have her lunch by herself. pretty weird. well.. i was still trying to figure out the rules for my game hence i was hesitating to go talk to her. i had a damn good pick up line lar... ''May i know where's the nearest toilet?''
absolute winner i tell you.
so i went up to her to ask. she told me where it was.. but seeing that she was still trying to stuff food into her mouth. i decided to back off. fantastic pickup line. but wrong timing. i was starting to curse my luck. dang...
when she finished her food and was packing up. she came over to my side.. and told me that she was wrong and there was a nearer toilet just around the corner. wooo.. since when did i become so lucky man... den i asked her if she just started work since she wasn't so sure about where everything is. chatted for awhile.. and i received a radio over the walkie talkie that we're gonna start. dang... she heard it too. so she said she had to get back to work.
i started to panic over my game rules again. and then i realised i dint ask for her number or her email. dang...
tried in vain to look for her again when the whole thing was over.. so i ended the day without seeing her again, without her number but plenty of mosquito bites.
